1. It magically grows you a mullet when you put it on ….apparently.
2. You end up in the slammer. Too bad he doesn’t design orange jumpsuits with bedazzled skulls and tigers.
3. It turns an average polo and sneakers outfit to ….this.
4. It creates future mullet sportin’, outrageously bedazzled wearing, jail-bird citizens. Awesome.
5. Do I SERIOUSLY need to give you a reason here?
We’ve contacted our local tv station and they will not let us do an Ed Hardy PSA so this was our little version. More Top 5’s coming up!