Dear Mr. Bryant,
First of all, we would like to say “kudos” to your earnest attempt at changing your image because let’s face it, you need a new one. HOWEVER, we regret to inform you that this was not the way to go about it. We wish we could have been a fly on the wall when the stylist was explaining their “vision” to you. Were you intimidated and just trusted whatever they said? You are a very intelligent human being and we really wish that intellect would have reared it’s beautiful head during that consultation. You have indeed changed your image and we hope that you’re happy with the results. At least you’re getting googled again and this time it doesn’t have to do with hotel shenanigans. WHEW!
LC and LB