1. That people can smell before they even walk in the room.
2. That talks about the cost of his house, shirt, shoes, dog… the list goes on with this type
3. That wears a design on his shirt that he would also possibly get inked on his arm.
4. That pops their polo collar and they are not Kanye.
5. That claims to listen to the MOST obscure music and watch the MOST obscure films
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